LOTRO: Oliphaunt Chanting!

9 Apr



Grey as a mouse,
Big as a house,
Nose like a snake,
I make the earth shake,
As I tramp through the grass;
Trees crack as I pass.
With horns in my mouth
I walk in the South,
Flapping big ears.
Beyond count of years
I stump round and round,
Never lie on the ground,
Not even to die.
Oliphaunt am I,
Biggest of all,
Huge, old, and tall.
If ever you’d met me
You wouldn’t forget me.
If you never do,
You won’t think I’m true;
But old Oliphaunt am I,
And I never lie.

J.R.R. Tolkien 



Oli Oli Oli!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oli Oli Oli!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oli Oli Oli!
Oi Oi Oi!

Football Chant – Great Britain (Oggy Oggy Oggy to be authentic)

(I suppose Chelsea fans could quite easily chant Oligarch instead of Oggy!)

Tsu Elephant Shorts I

Tsk,  Tsk!
Naughty pachyderm


Tsu Elephant Shorts II

Ivory trade: Ivorice, putting the ‘I’ into avarice!

Tsu Elephant Shorts III

Hear, hear!
Ear, ear!


Tsu Elephant Shorts IV

Elephant time is truncated time.


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