Tag Archives: fork

Ork on my fork: RORK!

11 Aug


At work likes to roar “Rork!”

Ork on my fork: Porky Corky!

11 Aug

pig n ork!

‘FEEDS OFF PORK AND CORK’ cork eatin_motion

Q: What is the Colour of Magic? A: Terry Pratchett!

13 Mar


Terry Pratchett

Wit wit and subversion of narrative convention.
Wit what sophistry and not narrow invention.
Word terrier, creator of Mr. Nutt, a good nut.
A nutty creation, an ork not borkin mad forkin.
There can only be one, Mr. Nutt.
Not a dork, not on my fork, not this ork.
This ork fork’d verbiage, not cabbage…or pork.
Not seen academic,  pandemic of ical words.
Cleva orks should be heard not seen, read not red or dead!
Mork the ork salutes ya wit fork.
In deed, all orks salute you, creator.
Dis disc of reality appreciated your discworld.
Happy trip to the flipside, flip fantasia.

Well Sir Terry Pratchett popped his clogs, and OH how I will miss him.

I am behind in the reading of his books that induce me into hopeless fits of hysterics and guffaws that turn heads from afar. I will of course catch up one day, I will raid the small shelf of Discworld  books living at my Mum’s in York at the first opportunity.

“Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.”

Terry Pratchett has achieved immortality through his writings.

“It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself.

But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple.”


LOTRO: Misdeeds, 8 Ork Wit Fork

10 Mar

Tsukuld continues misdeeds (yes it is dragging on and on) in Angmar.  Uruks were found, Carn Dûm proved too slow so headed to Mor Maudhúl where found 14 to 16 Uruks, its going to be slow…Uruk slayer basic done, 170 to go!


Uruk goes legs up!


U scare me but will kill ya anyway!


Where is my fork?

Orc Slayer was also completed in deed they were toasted!



23 Sep


I couldn’t resist!


LOTRO: Orc or Ork! Don’t Fork Wit Me!

20 May

LOTRO: Orc or Ork! Don't Fork Wit Me!

Still no LOTRO other than daily log in for free hobbit gifts 😦

Me old poem Ork found in this old post: Knife n Fork

The sequel too 🙂