LOTRO: LOST Healin’ Fealin’!

Inspired by this awesome post by ‘Killed in a smiling accident’ (hopefully resurrected by a laughing healer) where the Paul Simon’s words are twisted artfully into ‘fifty ways to gimp your healer.’ (and thanks to to LINK DEAD RADIO for the heads up :))

I proudly present the Righteous Brothers’ ode to MMO healers everywhere, “You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling'”

‘You never raise your eyes anymore when I raise my hand for a heal
And there’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips
You’re trying hard not to show it, healer!
But healer, healer I know it
 
You’ve lost that healin’ feelin’
Whoa, that healin’ feelin’
You’ve lost that healin’ feelin’
Now it’s gone…gone…gone…woah
 
Now there’s no welcome look in your eyes when I call for you [cos I need healin’!]
And now you’re starting to criticize the things I do [cos I am not able to fulfill my role within the party]
It makes me just feel like crying, “HEALER!”
‘Cause healer, something beautiful’s dying [me!]
 
You lost that healin’ feelin’
Whoa, that healin’ feelin’
You’ve lost that healin’ feelin’
Now it’s gone…gone…gone…woah
 
Healer, healer, I get down on my knees for you
If you would only heal me like you used to do, yeah
We had a deal, to heal and heal you don’t find everyday
So don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t let it slip away
 
Healer (healer), healer (healer)
I beg of you please…please,
I need your heal (I need your heal),
I need your heal (I need your heal),
Well, bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).
 
Bring back that healin’ feelin’
Whoa, that healin’ feelin’
Bring back that healin’ feelin’
‘Cause it’s gone…gone…gone
And I can’t go on, woah [cos I keep dying]
 
Bring back that healin’ feelin’
Whoa, that healin’ feelin’
Bring back that healin’ feelin’
‘Cause it’s gone…gone…’